New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.

The Houston Astros want to change the name of Enron Field where they play. I guess the Enron name could cause problems for them. Like players could steal a base and then deny it.

Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, "Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England".

When you fix something with your hands it gives you a sense of accomplishment and a sense of self worth.

Howard Dean is a politician, a medical doctor and a Democrat. So he has three reasons to tell women to take off their clothes now.

You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.

Former U.S. House Majority Leader, Tom DeLay, has been sentenced to three years in prison. One year for money laundering and two more for his performance on 'Dancing with the Stars.'