Form 1040 was chosen by the IRS because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.
Jay LenoIt looks like Rudy Giuliani is out of the race. Finally, a Republican with an exit strategy.
Jay LenoAs Miss America, my goal is to bring peace to the entire world and then get my own apartment.
Jay LenoLast night, John McCain said that under the Democratic health care plan, a bureaucrat would stand between you and your doctor, as opposed to the Republican health care plan, where an accountant would stand between you and your health care.
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