New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.

I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand?

Things have really changed here in Hollywood. Used to be people in this town couldn't wait to get an envelope full of white powder.

How many are worried about a government shutdown? How many are more worried about it starting back up?

John Kerry said today he wants to debate President Bush once a month. Hey good luck, if Bush couldn't make it to the National Guard once a month, he's not going to show up for this.

Nike actually has a pair of shoes called Air-Turbulence. Try getting past airline security wearing those. Might as well call them Air-Osama.

The Globe reports that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il raises money by selling fake Viagra pills. What it is about this guy? None of his missiles seem to launch.