I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke but I don't want to get audited by the IRS.
Jay LenoValentines day are coming up and a German company has made chokolate in shapes of couples making love. I don't like them... I don't want my chokolate to have more fun than me.
Jay LenoPresident Obama said he plans on training 10,000 new math and science teachers. How about teaching math to that economic team of his?
Jay LenoThe Houston Astros want to change the name of Enron Field where they play. I guess the Enron name could cause problems for them. Like players could steal a base and then deny it.
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