New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.

They had so much rain in New York that a lot of the cabbies had their first shower in years.

For the first time the people of Iraq are united. Today on CNN I saw a Kurd, a Shiite and a member of the Republican Guard coming together to cart off a big screen TV.

The Senate is now considering increasing government subsidies for corn growers to produce more ethanol. If we produce enough ethanol we can postpone our next invasion of a Middle Eastern country for two to three years.

President Obama's re-election campaign said that this year they'll knock on 150 percent more doors than they did in 2008. Well, of course they will. They have to. There's so many foreclosures it's tough to tell where people live.

(Gray) Davis said yesterday that he is going to fight like a Bengal tiger, which I believe is also an endangered species.

As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing clear: This war is not about oil. It's about gasoline.