My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic?

CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts: regular, premium and unleaded.

The latest issue of GQ magazine, John Kerry talks about what a man should look for in a woman. GQ? If John Kerry is going to talk about what he likes in a woman, shouldn't it be in Fortune or Money magazine?

President Obama met with leaders of the American Indian tribes and they honored the president by giving him his own Indian name: Running Deficits.

Financial experts are saying we are entering a new chapter in the American economy. I believe it's Chapter 11.

John Kerry reportedly flew in his private hairdresser before his "Meet the Press" interview for a total cost of $1,000. That's $1,000 for a haircut, which sounds like a lot, but have you seen the size of Kerry's head.

Rick Perry has made so many gaffes lately, it is hard to tell if he's running against President Obama or Joe Biden.