The car was the iPhone of the 20th century. Kids these days don't have to drive anymore. They just go there virtually.

While President Bush was out of town Hillary Clinton stopped by the White House on Friday for an important meeting with her decorator.

Marriage is grand. Divorce is about twenty grand.

We're fighting three wars now. Imagine how many we'd be fighting if President Obama hadn't won the Nobel Peace Prize.

John Kerry met with Ralph Nader last week. Both sides of every issue were discussed. And then, Nader spoke.

Anheuser-Busch gives two free cases of beer to its employees at all of its parks, like Busch Gardens. That's a comforting thought the next time you're getting ready to get on the roller coaster!

A survey has shown that the average man has had sex in a car 15 times. Something to keep in mind next time you're looking for a used car.