The car was the iPhone of the 20th century. Kids these days don't have to drive anymore. They just go there virtually.

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.

The Senate voted 97-0 for an anti-spam bill to stop those annoying things you get on your computer. The senators made it very clear that when you start misleading the American people and start taking their money over false promises, that's our turf, buddy!

They had so much rain in New York that a lot of the cabbies had their first shower in years.

The New York Times is reporting that back in the '60s, presidential candidate Howard Dean used a letter from a doctor about a back condition to keep himself out of the draft in Vietnam and then spent 10 months skiing. Well it sounds like he's done the impossible. He actually made Bill Clinton and George Bush look like war heroes.

Republicans are calling the Bush-Cheney ticket the 'Wizard of Oz' ticket. One needs a heart and the other needs a brain.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate.