The car was the iPhone of the 20th century. Kids these days don't have to drive anymore. They just go there virtually.

Folks, we're starting to learn more and more about that man arrested in the New York SUV car bombing case. His name is Faisal Shahzad. He's from Pakistan. What tipped off the authorities he might be the bomber? His name is Faisal Shahzad. He's from Pakistan.

Donald Trump says he’s President Obama’s worst nightmare. That’s not true. Having to make a decision is Obama’s worst nightmare.

Ratings for the XFL are so low that pretty soon they'll be able to address the viewers by name.

You know what Ken Lay had for breakfast this morning? Shredded Wheat.

Kerry is well on his way to reaching his magic number of 2,162. That's the total number of delegates he needs to win the Democratic nomination. See for President Bush it's different - his magic number is 5. That's the number of Supreme Court judges needed to win.

President Obama told the Irish people that America will always stand by them, to which Israel laughed.