Six women have come forward that say Arnold Schwarzenegger groped them without their consent. This proves he would be a hands-on governor.

A survey has shown that the average man has had sex in a car 15 times. Something to keep in mind next time you're looking for a used car.

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada."

Republicans are calling the Bush-Cheney ticket the 'Wizard of Oz' ticket. One needs a heart and the other needs a brain.

Marriage is grand. Divorce is about twenty grand.

Ashcroft went on to say that our way of life is being threatened by a group of radical religious fanatics who are armed and dangerous. And then he called for prayers in the schools and an end to gun control.

A Christmas tree--the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead.