The Kinsey Institute says gay men have bigger sex organs. Hence the origin of gay pride.

Scientists believe that monkeys can be taught to think, lie and even play politics within their community. If we can just teach them to cheat on their wives we can save millions on congressional salaries.

To give you an idea how bad the American economy is, Mexico is now calling for a fence along the border. Stay on your side!

The United States have developed a new weapon that destroys people but it leaves buildings standing. It's called the stock market.

You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.

So, Wesley Clark is running for president. Pretty amazing guy. Four star general, first in his class at West Point, supreme commander of NATO, saw combat in Vietnam, won the bronze star, silver star, the purple heart for being wounded in battle. See, I'm no political expert, but that sounds pretty good next to choking on a pretzel, falling off a scooter and dropping the dog.

U.S. Government has said they are now going to go after the terrorist's electronic banking system. You know what they should do? They should transfer bin Laden's funds to my bank. They'd mess up his deposits, screw up his statement and nickel and dime him to death with service charges.