We're heading for a gov. shutdown. This is serious. W/o the gov who will fail to inspect our airplanes? Who will fail to secure our borders? Who will put us 14 trillion dollars in debt?

I'm going to be going to a secluded spot where no one can find me - NBC prime time.

John Kerry accused President Bush of catering to the rich. You know, as opposed to John Kerry who just marries them.

Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, "Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England".

They say if the warming trend continues, by 2015 Hillary Clinton might actually thaw out.

John Kerry now getting slammed by the Republicans because of a botched joke he did about President Bush and Iraq in a recent speech. Kerry was stunned about this. He said, 'What? People are listening to my speeches?'

President Obama is asking Congress to support a military strike in Syria. If they approve, it will be the first time Congress has officially declared war since Obamacare.