President Bush fell off his bicycle this weekend and you know what was really sad? It's a stationary bike.
Jay LenoPresident Obama wants to raise taxes on the country's richest people. And you thought Donald Trump hated him before.
Jay LenoPresident Bush said it's now time for a change in Iraq and he wants them to have a Western-style democracy like ours. So right now in Iraq, the economy is collapsing, businessmen are corrupt, and Hussein wants his son to take over as president. Sounds like mission accomplished.
Jay LenoIn an unlikely pairing, Hillary Clinton made an appearance this week with Newt Gingrich to push a health care plan. The press is making a big deal out this thing with Newt but, hey, if anyone knows how to appear in public with a man she can't stand, it's Hillary.
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