A survey asked married women when they most want to have sex. 84 per cent of them said right after their husband is finished.
Jay LenoAs you know, today was Don't Take Your Illegal Immigrant To Work Day here in Los Angeles. No, all across the nation they had a Day Without Immigrants, is what they call it. Or, as Native Americans call it, the good ol' days.
Jay LenoWe live in what's called an open society, which of course means they open our emails, open our phone records, and open our medical records.
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