Bush is smart. I don't think that Bush will ever be impeached, 'cause unlike Clinton, Reagan, or even his father, George W. is immune from scandal. Because, if George W. testifies that he had no idea what was going on, wouldn't you believe him?

Did you see Walker's father? 'My son loves America.' Yeah, like O.J. loved his wife.

George W. Bush says he spends sixty to ninety minutes a day working out. He says he works out because it clears his mind. Sometimes just a little too much.

Over 6 million people were evacuated from New Jersey ahead of the hurricane. And now, three of them have gone back.

President Obama was in India yesterday visiting our jobs. Tomorrow he goes to China to visit our money.

The big story now is that President Bush is coming under attack for his service in the National Guard. The White House said, 'no no,' that they have payroll records to show that he served in the National Guard. But today, the commanding officers can't remember seeing Bush between May and October of '72. President Bush said, 'Remember me? I'm the drunk guy. Remember me?'

A new study says that working fewer hours can slow global warming. So you know what that means? President Obama's economic policy is also his climate change policy.