The car was the iPhone of the 20th century. Kids these days don't have to drive anymore. They just go there virtually.
Jay LenoCongratulation s to Rahm Emanuel on being elected mayor of Chicago. His first order of business after taking office will be to actually move to Chicago.
Jay LenoYesterday President Obama said, 'We can't continue to treat tax money like monopoly money.' Oh really - how come all those guys on Wall Street got 'get out of jail free' cards?
Jay LenoThe key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about.
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