President Bush went out touting his economic record in Ohio last week. Now this is a state that lost 225,000 jobs since Bush took office. You know, if Bush wants to tout his record, he should do it somewhere where the Bush economy has actually created jobs, like India, or Thailand, or China.

If we go down in flames, we will be laughing on the way down, believe me.

Dean is a doctor but he acts more like a postal worker!

President Obama was in Disney World today where he unveiled his new plan to create jobs. He was joined by Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse but not Goofy. He had to stay behind to tend to his vice presidential duties.

A German psychologist says that women talk more than men because they have a bigger vocabulary. But, it evens out because men only listen half the time.

Financial experts are saying we are entering a new chapter in the American economy. I believe it's Chapter 11.

CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts: regular, premium and unleaded.