Big scandal on the new 'Survivor' series. The white, the black and the Hispanic teams were caught cheating off the Asian team.

We had President Obama on the show last night. I think the president enjoys visiting NBC because we're the only place that has lower numbers than he does.

It really kind of looks like now that John Kerry is on his way to the presidential nomination. The only thing that can sink John Kerry now is an Al Gore endorsement.

The difference between Men and Women is that Men love The 3 Stooges, and Women think they're assholes.

Paris Hilton got 45 days in jail. A lot of people were upset about this - they were hoping for the death penalty.

65% of people say that cheating on your income tax is worse than cheating on your spouse. The other 35% were women.

Apparently 26 years ago, Arnold gave an interview to Oui magazine about his sex life. The good news is that Arnold is married to Maria Shriver and now that he's had a sex scandal, the Kennedy family has finally accepted him.