President Bush released his tax returns yesterday. He listed the economy as a liability. He gets to write that off.

The Mirror interviewed one of Osama bin Laden's sons and said bin Laden has 42 children. That's going to happen when you sleep in a different cave every night.

Having a life is easy. Having a career is hard to come by.

The difference between Men and Women is that Men love The 3 Stooges, and Women think they're assholes.

Before we give the government any more money, show us some receipts.

Saddam Hussein is dead, and Osama bin Laden is dead. If you’re Moammar Gadhafi, living in exile is starting to sound really good.

Yesterday in New York City, Donald Trump officially changed his political affiliation from Republican to Independent. And Donald's hair has switched from pelt to carpet sample.