I was watching Discovery Channel the other day, and you know that they have come up with a new theory about how dinosaurs was wiped out? It was a midturn election.

Casey Anthony was found not guilty. This means that President Obama’s economic team is only the second-most clueless group in America.

If President Obama really wants to hurt the Syrian government, don't send cruise missiles. He should send over some of his economic advisers.

Kentucky Fried Chicken.. KFC... Keep Fooling Customers.

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.

Never perform for your family. They either laugh too hard or not at all.

I flew this past weekend. I went through airport security and said to the guy, 'Is everything okay?' He said, 'You might want to have that mole on your ass checked out.' That seems a little personal to me.