Having a life is easy. Having a career is hard to come by.

Having a life is easy. Having a career is hard to come by.

According to the New York Daily News, Geraldo said he is now carrying a gun, and he will personally shoot Osama bin Laden if he finds him. If Osama also has a gun, this could work out okay.

If you're a gunfighter, you like to die in the street.

The Canadian Prime Minister said Canada would lend the U.S. its full military support. You know what that means: Both tanks.

There was another war-related casualty today. The French were injured when they tried to jump on our bandwagon.

You know what the bounty is on bin Laden? $25 million. It sounds like a lot until you realize the Texas Rangers paid $250 million to get Alex Rodriguez.