According to a new UN report, the global warming outlook is much worse than originally predicted. Which is pretty bad, when they originally predicted it would destroy the planet.

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

As Miss America, my goal is to bring peace to the entire world and then get my own apartment.

Statistics show 50% of the people use the internet. The rest have sex with real people.

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy.

President James Garfield could write in Latin with one hand while writing in Greek with the other. I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Here is a very inexpensive costume idea. Wear a re-elect Obama button and go out as a journalist.