When you fix something with your hands it gives you a sense of accomplishment and a sense of self worth.

Really? Anyone intimidated by Barack Obama? He can't even keep Joe Biden in line.

Sarah Palin has revealed she has tried marijuana, but she did not like it. You know, it's amazing: 200 million Americans have smoked marijuana. The only ones who don't like it seem to be elected officials. Ever notice that?

John Kerry announced that he and his wife are leaving on a week-long vacation. He's going to take her back to the place where he first proposed to her - at her bank.

The big story now is that President Bush is coming under attack for his service in the National Guard. The White House said, 'no no,' that they have payroll records to show that he served in the National Guard. But today, the commanding officers can't remember seeing Bush between May and October of '72. President Bush said, 'Remember me? I'm the drunk guy. Remember me?'

Diet Coke with lemon - didn't that used to be called Pledge?

I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand?