Alaska Governor Sarah Palin pardoned a turkey, though she said she was amazed to find out that, besides being a bird, Turkey is also a country. Did you see that all over the Internet today? While Sarah Palin was pardoning a turkey, right behind her was a guy slaughtering turkeys. But, see, like most Internet stories, a little half-true. Turns out that, after a couple of minutes listening to Sarah Palin's voice, the turkeys said 'Kill us now.'

Actually, the University of California says they may start a marijuana research center. Really? I thought the University of California was a marijuana research center.

The Catholic Church is still very angry about The Da Vinci Code - they don't like anything that makes more money in a weekend than they do.

We ought to thank President Bush. He made it a lot easier for people to do taxes this year. No job, no income tax this year.

Rumors have restarted that the Republican ticket will not be Bush-Cheney. But today those rumors were put to rest when Cheney said, 'No, I'm keeping him on the ticket.'

Well, it looks like we've moved a step closer to war. Not with Iraq. With France and Germany. How did we screw that one up?

President Obama signed a bill preventing members of Congress from profiting from insider trading. Didn't you think that was already illegal?