Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts.
Yogi Berra put it best, "If people don't want to come, we can't stop them."
You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.
The guy that designed girls' volleyball uniforms definitely never had daughters.
I've been doing stand-up 29 years; there is no other career when you're finding your stride 30 years into it.
I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once.