I don't know how you do it [working at office]; I would just get up and walk out. That's what I did for pretty much every job I've ever had.
Jay MohrI never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field.
Jay MohrSome ladies got the shower massager. Oh, man, you better buy her a diamond 'cause if she got a shower massager, she don't really need you anymore. That shower massager makes a woman shake like a car on bad gas going up a hill.
Jay MohrAll that waiting around for a glimmer of stage time, just getting angry every week... It was just an oppressive, horrible, horrible place to be. I went to work feeling nauseous.
Jay Mohr