The allure becomes, "Can I make these rooms bigger?" Can I fill these 1,500-seat rooms? Then the allure is, how much, if we're being honest, how much can I squeeze out of it financially?

Every imperfection you have as a man makes a sound as it knifes through satin sheets.

You could teach [George] Carlin in college. It's the construction of the word and the order of things and how they go. How all those sentences are timed perfectly.

George Carlin put it best. He said, "My old act was so easy to do because there was so little of me in it."

The allure becomes, "Can I make these rooms bigger?" Can I fill these 1,500-seat rooms? Then the allure is, how much, if we're being honest, how much can I squeeze out of it financially?

You don't really drive in cabs in L.A. unless you're broke or homeless - or if you're broke and driving the cab.

When I watch like The Office I'm fascinated because most of America works in an environment where they see the same eight people every day.