I'm telling you, I could teach at a university, [George] Carlin, a whole semester. The construction and deconstruction of the words, the language, the order.
Jay MohrI realized early I can manipulate the ceiling in the middle class. The allure becomes how far I can make the ceiling rise.
Jay MohrI never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field.
Jay MohrMy act now is completely different. I took two years off when I first got with my wife and it was because my old act was all about "Where's the party after this?" I was humping the stool and it's all so disgusting and I was miserable, miserable in a lifeless angry marriage. Then I met my wife and I was completely happy. Like a snake that sheds its skin. I just got rid of all of that negativity.
Jay Mohr