You don't have to be Willy Loman about it. But, "Airline food is crazy. Hey, what's with these rent-a-cars?" or you go up and talk about how Christopher Walken wanted to know where my dog's tail went. That really happened to me.

[George Carlin] was obsessive about time; he was obsessive compulsive about his material and making things shorter and more perfect. He did an HBO hour every other year. It's live; you have to be off-stage at 55 minutes. It's a network; you've got to be off. And it's perfect.

Yogi Berra put it best, "If people don't want to come, we can't stop them."

I've been doing stand-up 29 years; there is no other career when you're finding your stride 30 years into it.

People are more interested in someone who goes on stage and tells the truth.

As far as in my career, I don't know what other form there is. I would love to do a talk show.

George Carlin put it best. He said, "My old act was so easy to do because there was so little of me in it."