I realized early I can manipulate the ceiling in the middle class. The allure becomes how far I can make the ceiling rise.

But if applause throws off your timing, then you're not the kind of comedian I would like to see. All you have to do is stand there and take it.

'Christopher Walken' is my "Hotel California," but I've done it so much

When I watch like The Office I'm fascinated because most of America works in an environment where they see the same eight people every day.

Marc Maron's podcast success has nothing to do with my podcast success. If I do a quarter of a million downloads, I can show that to an advertiser as a fact, and that's that.

I'm oddly not competitive. What I love about show business is there is a home for everyone.

I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once.