First of all, my wife writes half my act. I don't know how I could "steal" from my wife.

My radio show, I'd show up, I'd read the data, and I would have sound bites and stuff like that.

I've always been very open about it. I've been very open about my addiction, about my panic disorder. But I think that transparency is what can separate you from others because I think that is where comedy is going.

When I'm home I'm in much more of a routine like I said, which I like. On the road everything gets flip-flopped.

What bothers me most about today is that we're getting used 2 it. ENOUGH. 2nd amendment must go. Violence has 2 stop. Culture MUST change.

The guy that designed girls' volleyball uniforms definitely never had daughters.

My wife and I have long discussions about [George] Carlin, and we refuse to accept that he died an atheist. It's just, confounding. When I talked to Kelly [George Carlin's daughter] about it, she said that George Carlin once took her at about 12 years old and said, "I've figured it out." And he says it in one of his specials sort of - he goes, "We're all energy and we're all connected. That goldfish you have, you, me, that boot laying in the street, we're all pieces of light to a giant electron.