When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales,' they don't necessarily think of chairs.

You can't sleep until noon with the proper elan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don't count).

I don't want to see the uncut version of anything.

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.

Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful if some manufacturer would make a toy as tough, as staunch, as hard to crack open as the carton it comes in!

It takes at least one to make a marriage.