When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales,' they don't necessarily think of chairs.

Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful if some manufacturer would make a toy as tough, as staunch, as hard to crack open as the carton it comes in!

People only call you 'my dear' when they are irritated with you.

Being on a ship is something like being pregnant. You can sit there and do absolutely nothing but stare at the water and have the nicest sense that you are accomplishing something.

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

To me having a party is something like having a baby. The fact that you got through the last one alive is not somehow sufficiently reassuring now.