When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales,' they don't necessarily think of chairs.

Years ago when a man began to notice that if he stood up on the subway he was immediately replaced by two people, he figured he was getting too fat.

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.

I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It's not safe, it's not safe at all.

While in some quarters it is felt that the critic is just a necessary evil, most serious-minded, decent, talented theater people agree that the critic is an unnecessary evil.