Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.

When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales,' they don't necessarily think of chairs.

I'm not so sure it's so civilized to be civilized all the time.

Don't be silly. I'm a mature, intelligent woman. Of course I'm afraid of my mother.