Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.

I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help.

In the beginning, we made the usual mistake of looking at houses we could afford. I am working on a proposition, hereafter to be known as Kerr's law, which states in essence: All the houses you can afford to buy are depressing.

I know all about improvisation and the free-form that mirrors the chaos of our time, but I do like to feel that the playwright has done some work before I got there.

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.