Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.

Being on a ship is something like being pregnant. You can sit there and do absolutely nothing but stare at the water and have the nicest sense that you are accomplishing something.

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

Dearer to me than the evening star A Packard car A Hershey bar Or a bride in her rich adorning Dearer than any of these by far Is to lie in bed in the morning

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.

I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It's not safe, it's not safe at all.