Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.

Real men don't do pickup lines just to sweep off every girls' feet. They do and trust their own instincts knowing what the girls' wants and needs. Vying to win their hearts.

I thought we talked things out!' 'Yes, and you listened very carefully to every word you had to say.

I have noticed that in plays where the characters on stage laugh a great deal, the people out front laugh very little.

You can't sleep until noon with the proper elan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don't count).

It takes at least one to make a marriage.

When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales,' they don't necessarily think of chairs.