Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.

Real men don't do pickup lines just to sweep off every girls' feet. They do and trust their own instincts knowing what the girls' wants and needs. Vying to win their hearts.

Dearer to me than the evening star A Packard car A Hershey bar Or a bride in her rich adorning Dearer than any of these by far Is to lie in bed in the morning

Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite.

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.

I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It's not safe, it's not safe at all.

I will read anything rather than work.