Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It's not safe, it's not safe at all.

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.

While in some quarters it is felt that the critic is just a necessary evil, most serious-minded, decent, talented theater people agree that the critic is an unnecessary evil.

I once truly believed that if I had to stand in line for twenty minutes to have a package gift-wrapped it actually gave the recipient more pleasure.

I don't grasp things this early in the day. I mean, I hear voices, all right, but I can't pick out the verbs.

To me having a party is something like having a baby. The fact that you got through the last one alive is not somehow sufficiently reassuring now.