I think if you can write a play, or produce a play, the first step toward success [is] if people don't want to kill themselves in the lobby. Now there must be four or five other steps, but that's the first.

Don't be silly. I'm a mature, intelligent woman. Of course I'm afraid of my mother.

An actor can remember his briefest notice well into senescence and long after he has forgotten his phone number and where he lives.

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

I don't want to see the uncut version of anything.

I think if you can write a play, or produce a play, the first step toward success [is] if people don't want to kill themselves in the lobby. Now there must be four or five other steps, but that's the first.

Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them.