I think if you can write a play, or produce a play, the first step toward success [is] if people don't want to kill themselves in the lobby. Now there must be four or five other steps, but that's the first.

There is this to be said about having money. You get rejected by a higher class of people.

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.

Real men don't do pickup lines just to sweep off every girls' feet. They do and trust their own instincts knowing what the girls' wants and needs. Vying to win their hearts.

I think if you can write a play, or produce a play, the first step toward success [is] if people don't want to kill themselves in the lobby. Now there must be four or five other steps, but that's the first.

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.

The only reason that they say, 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.