Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful if some manufacturer would make a toy as tough, as staunch, as hard to crack open as the carton it comes in!

I was always the last woman on the last down elevator as the store was closing.

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.

It takes at least one to make a marriage.

Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them.

I know all about improvisation and the free-form that mirrors the chaos of our time, but I do like to feel that the playwright has done some work before I got there.