Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful if some manufacturer would make a toy as tough, as staunch, as hard to crack open as the carton it comes in!

I think if you can write a play, or produce a play, the first step toward success [is] if people don't want to kill themselves in the lobby. Now there must be four or five other steps, but that's the first.

I don't want to see the uncut version of anything.

You can't sleep until noon with the proper elan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don't count).

There is this to be said about having money. You get rejected by a higher class of people.

You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help.

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.