Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful if some manufacturer would make a toy as tough, as staunch, as hard to crack open as the carton it comes in!

Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful if some manufacturer would make a toy as tough, as staunch, as hard to crack open as the carton it comes in!

I was always the last woman on the last down elevator as the store was closing.

I thought we talked things out!' 'Yes, and you listened very carefully to every word you had to say.

Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them.

Years ago when a man began to notice that if he stood up on the subway he was immediately replaced by two people, he figured he was getting too fat.

Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite.