Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?

Real men don't do pickup lines just to sweep off every girls' feet. They do and trust their own instincts knowing what the girls' wants and needs. Vying to win their hearts.

I know all about improvisation and the free-form that mirrors the chaos of our time, but I do like to feel that the playwright has done some work before I got there.

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

Don't be silly. I'm a mature, intelligent woman. Of course I'm afraid of my mother.

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

You can't sleep until noon with the proper elan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don't count).