Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?

While in some quarters it is felt that the critic is just a necessary evil, most serious-minded, decent, talented theater people agree that the critic is an unnecessary evil.

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

There is this to be said about having money. You get rejected by a higher class of people.

Years ago when a man began to notice that if he stood up on the subway he was immediately replaced by two people, he figured he was getting too fat.

I will read anything rather than work.

I don't grasp things this early in the day. I mean, I hear voices, all right, but I can't pick out the verbs.