Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?

I once truly believed that if I had to stand in line for twenty minutes to have a package gift-wrapped it actually gave the recipient more pleasure.

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

In the beginning, we made the usual mistake of looking at houses we could afford. I am working on a proposition, hereafter to be known as Kerr's law, which states in essence: All the houses you can afford to buy are depressing.

I was always the last woman on the last down elevator as the store was closing.

Movie actors are just ordinary, mixed-up people - with agents.

Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries.