Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?

It takes at least one to make a marriage.

Being on a ship is something like being pregnant. You can sit there and do absolutely nothing but stare at the water and have the nicest sense that you are accomplishing something.

Don't be silly. I'm a mature, intelligent woman. Of course I'm afraid of my mother.

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful if some manufacturer would make a toy as tough, as staunch, as hard to crack open as the carton it comes in!

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?