I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

Being on a ship is something like being pregnant. You can sit there and do absolutely nothing but stare at the water and have the nicest sense that you are accomplishing something.

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

I'm not so sure it's so civilized to be civilized all the time.

There is this to be said about having money. You get rejected by a higher class of people.

It takes at least one to make a marriage.