While in some quarters it is felt that the critic is just a necessary evil, most serious-minded, decent, talented theater people agree that the critic is an unnecessary evil.

Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite.

Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries.

An actor can remember his briefest notice well into senescence and long after he has forgotten his phone number and where he lives.

Real men don't do pickup lines just to sweep off every girls' feet. They do and trust their own instincts knowing what the girls' wants and needs. Vying to win their hearts.

I was always the last woman on the last down elevator as the store was closing.

I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It's not safe, it's not safe at all.