If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.

I know all about improvisation and the free-form that mirrors the chaos of our time, but I do like to feel that the playwright has done some work before I got there.

I don't grasp things this early in the day. I mean, I hear voices, all right, but I can't pick out the verbs.

I once truly believed that if I had to stand in line for twenty minutes to have a package gift-wrapped it actually gave the recipient more pleasure.

Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful if some manufacturer would make a toy as tough, as staunch, as hard to crack open as the carton it comes in!

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.

I'm not so sure it's so civilized to be civilized all the time.