If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.

I know all about improvisation and the free-form that mirrors the chaos of our time, but I do like to feel that the playwright has done some work before I got there.

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.

Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries.

I have noticed that in plays where the characters on stage laugh a great deal, the people out front laugh very little.

I thought we talked things out!' 'Yes, and you listened very carefully to every word you had to say.

To me having a party is something like having a baby. The fact that you got through the last one alive is not somehow sufficiently reassuring now.