If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.

To me having a party is something like having a baby. The fact that you got through the last one alive is not somehow sufficiently reassuring now.

Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful if some manufacturer would make a toy as tough, as staunch, as hard to crack open as the carton it comes in!

You can't sleep until noon with the proper elan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don't count).

The only reason that they say, 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.

When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales,' they don't necessarily think of chairs.