If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.

... it's impossible to register any emotion without using some muscle which, in time, will produce a wrinkle. ... By the time she is thirty, a starlet has been carefully taught to smile like a dead halibut. The eyes widen, the mouth drops open, but the eye muscles are never involved.

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

The only reason that they say, 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.

People only call you 'my dear' when they are irritated with you.

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?