If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.

Don't be silly. I'm a mature, intelligent woman. Of course I'm afraid of my mother.

I have noticed that in plays where the characters on stage laugh a great deal, the people out front laugh very little.

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.

Years ago when a man began to notice that if he stood up on the subway he was immediately replaced by two people, he figured he was getting too fat.

An actor can remember his briefest notice well into senescence and long after he has forgotten his phone number and where he lives.

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.