Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program.
I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible.
I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine.
Not having children is one less worry. Children are a worry!
I have legs of iron, but to tell you the truth, they're starting to rust and buckle a bit.
Every age has its happiness and troubles.