A lot of my best stuff is just ad libs on stage and that's one thing that I've gotten back to at the live show.

I used to pick Priuses out of the grill of my Hummer.

There's no real formula for doing it, it's either just living life and writing down a joke you think of in the middle of the day and then pieces those together later.

I try to make the majority of my audience laugh. That's my audience. They'll laugh at the dead terrorist.

A lot of my best stuff is just ad libs on stage and that's one thing that I've gotten back to at the live show.

Growing up doing those Kiwanis Clubs, doing those Cub Scout banquets, doing those church shows, I learned to find that sensibility that most people could laugh at - that all ages and demographics could laugh at.

We just got a tour bus. I didn't know tour buses could be this nice. It's just me, Brian Haner the guitar guy, the tour manager and a writer. We laugh ourselves silly. Apparently we're going to have a road dog, a miniature pincher. It's the smallest they've ever seen. How masculine am I going to look, working with dolls and a miniature dog?