There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.

I felt very comfortable about myself when I was much heavier. I feel much better about myself from being fit.

If you're gonna be a maniac, pyro's not a good maniac.

By the way, to perform in front of Don Rickles, it 's not nerve-wrecking. It 's enjoyable, i am enjoying Jeff Garlin. I hope I perform in front of Don Rickles every night of my life !

There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.

As an individual doing a podcast, you don't get even remotely rich. It's not something to do for money.

I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you're either funny or you're not.