It's not easy to writing thank-you notes for the stuff you didn't want in the first place.

I'm having a seriously hard time getting used to the fact that summer is over and I have to get out of bed every morning to go to school.

Holly is the fourth-prettiest girl in the class, but the top 3 all have boyfriends. So a lot of guys like me are doing everything they can to get in good with her.

... no matter how nice you are to some people, they'll turn their back on you the second they get the chance.

I don't know if this makes me a bad person or whatever, but it's hard for me to get interested in other people's vacations.

So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.

I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley.