Monkeys can't talk, stupid!
First of all, let me get this straight: This is a JOURNAL, not a diary. I know what it says on the cover, but when Mom went out to buy this thing I SPECIFICALLY told her to get one that didn't say 'diary' on it.
Mom is always saying I'm a smart kid, but that I just don't apply myself.
Chirag: Rowley, do you think I exist? Rowley: Nope! I can't even hear you or see you!
hay he's a great writer and i like him a lot
You can't expect everyone to have the same dedication as you.