He got the crib, so for the first few months of my life I had to sleep in the top dresser drawer, which I'm pretty sure isn't even legal.
Jeff KinneyI'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley.
Jeff KinneyDear Aunt Loretta, Thank you so much for the awesome pants! How did you know I wanted that for Christmas? I love the way the pants look on my legs! All my friends will be so jealous that I have my very own pants. Thank you for making this the best Christmas ever! Sincerely, Greg
Jeff KinneyBack in those days it was just me swimming around in the dark, doing back flips and taking naps whenever I want.
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