Life is short. You have to be able to laugh at our pain or we never move on.
I would vote for you for President but I'm against big government.
Life is tough, and if we don't laugh, we're going to - our head will explode.
I can't defend someone else's jokes. I can only defend my jokes, and I have to live with my own jokes.
Before you can be all deprecating it's helpful to be self-deprecating.
People are not afraid to be very direct with police. And I think that's part of the problem is that people are angry at the cops and then the cops are stressed out and they, you know, pay it backwards, so to speak.