It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore.

My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain.

Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.

I like to roast things from the inside out. I like to know what's going on.

I want the roast to be like a party where everybody goes and has a good time.

My best friend is disabled. There's nothing he hates more than being left out of the jokes, to be treated with kid gloves. That's the insult.

You have such a huge career ... behind you.