It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore.

I would vote for you for President but I'm against big government.

My life and my career have been a series of happy and not so happy accidents.

When I see a good singer, I get teary-eyed. Part of it is jealousy because all comedians are frustrated rock stars. That's a fact.

As soon as you start analyzing comedy is when the world starts to fall apart, and we're second guessing it. And we are way too sensitive.

Instead of running for President, why don’t you try walking on a treadmill?

It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore.