It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore.

Comics just don't retire. They either die young or they go to 100.

Last time I was in Canada Celine Dion had just given birth to identical twins. Which is quite an achievement given her age and face.

My own personal rule is to tell jokes that I think the person I'm making them about can laugh at, to go home and tell their family, oh, my gosh.

It really bothers me when some people say that all cops are racist. Of course that's not true. Most of you are just [expletive] to everybody.

As soon as you start analyzing comedy is when the world starts to fall apart, and we're second guessing it. And we are way too sensitive.

My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain.