It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore.
It really bothers me when some people say that all cops are racist. Of course that's not true. Most of you are just [expletive] to everybody.
I usually have sex to my stand-up comedy album. Power move.
My life and my career have been a series of happy and not so happy accidents.
I like to roast things from the inside out. I like to know what's going on.
Comics just don't retire. They either die young or they go to 100.