My life and my career have been a series of happy and not so happy accidents.

I think Jersey stands alone, and because I'm from Jersey, I never make fun of where people are from. I'll make fun of what they look like, but I'll never make fun of where they are from. Jersey is special.

The good thing about a jail show is nobody gets up and walks out.

My own personal rule is to tell jokes that I think the person I'm making them about can laugh at, to go home and tell their family, oh, my gosh.

Life is short. You have to be able to laugh at our pain or we never move on.

My parents passed away when I was a teenager, so I had to learn different survival techniques, I think, in comedy. You know, using comedy as a pressure release, as a release valve in life really kept my sanity.

I can't defend someone else's jokes. I can only defend my jokes, and I have to live with my own jokes.