Last time I was in Canada Celine Dion had just given birth to identical twins. Which is quite an achievement given her age and face.
Before you can be all deprecating it's helpful to be self-deprecating.
Life is short. You have to be able to laugh at our pain or we never move on.
My life and my career have been a series of happy and not so happy accidents.
Life is tough, and if we don't laugh, we're going to - our head will explode.
Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.