I've always liked cops, as much as you can like a group of people, you know? Sure, I've been hassled, but I'm a white dude - privileged.

I usually have sex to my stand-up comedy album. Power move.

Before you can be all deprecating it's helpful to be self-deprecating.

I would vote for you for President but I'm against big government.

I can't defend someone else's jokes. I can only defend my jokes, and I have to live with my own jokes.

South Park called...they want their everything back.

I'm pretty careful about the things I say ahead of time. I'm thoughtful about not going too far. The only thing you can do occasionally is be too much.