I've always liked cops, as much as you can like a group of people, you know? Sure, I've been hassled, but I'm a white dude - privileged.

I had a life experience that most of my - that none of my friends had. I remember I became everybody's rabbi. Everybody who needed advice would talk to me, and it became an obvious thing.

The good thing about a jail show is nobody gets up and walks out.

As soon as you start analyzing comedy is when the world starts to fall apart, and we're second guessing it. And we are way too sensitive.

I can't defend someone else's jokes. I can only defend my jokes, and I have to live with my own jokes.

Life is tough, and if we don't laugh, we're going to - our head will explode.

I usually have sex to my stand-up comedy album. Power move.