Life has to keep going, so you can either be a victim the rest of your life and let it drag you down into drugs and alcohol and depression or you can turn it into something good, fun even, you know, and I tell young people who are going through depression that this might be the most important time of your life. This might be what makes you a great artist later on.

Instead of running for President, why don’t you try walking on a treadmill?

I like to roast things from the inside out. I like to know what's going on.

Maybe I'm corny, but I'm a big believer in second chances.

I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.

Life is tough, and if we don't laugh, we're going to - our head will explode.

South Park called...they want their everything back.