Comics just don't retire. They either die young or they go to 100.

As soon as you start analyzing comedy is when the world starts to fall apart, and we're second guessing it. And we are way too sensitive.

I like to roast things from the inside out. I like to know what's going on.

My parents passed away when I was a teenager, so I had to learn different survival techniques, I think, in comedy. You know, using comedy as a pressure release, as a release valve in life really kept my sanity.

The good thing about a jail show is nobody gets up and walks out.

Instead of running for President, why don’t you try walking on a treadmill?

My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain.