I like to roast things from the inside out. I like to know what's going on.

I had a life experience that most of my - that none of my friends had. I remember I became everybody's rabbi. Everybody who needed advice would talk to me, and it became an obvious thing.

The good thing about a jail show is nobody gets up and walks out.

I can't defend someone else's jokes. I can only defend my jokes, and I have to live with my own jokes.

I've always liked cops, as much as you can like a group of people, you know? Sure, I've been hassled, but I'm a white dude - privileged.

I'm pretty careful about the things I say ahead of time. I'm thoughtful about not going too far. The only thing you can do occasionally is be too much.

I usually have sex to my stand-up comedy album. Power move.