I have stood in a bar in Lambourn and been offered, in the space of five minutes, a poached salmon, a leg of a horse, a free trip to Chantilly, marriage, a large unsolicited loan, ten tips for a ten-horse race, two second-hand cars, a fight, and the copyright to a dying jockey's life story.
Jeffrey BernardOh, the self-importance of fading stars. Never mind, they will be black holes one day.
Jeffrey BernardI was under the care of a couple of medical students who couldn't diagnose a decapitation.
Jeffrey BernardThe more necessary it becomes to stop drinking, the more impossible it becomes to stop.
Jeffrey Bernard