Everyone traveling alone is just on their phones the whole time.

Not everyone is there to get an abortion. Your body is like a car that has needs and women's bodies constantly need a level of care that men don't.

I put my filter on, though, and I only see things people I follow [on Twitter] write now. So, I don't even know anymore [ trolls].

I really will never understand pushing back on comedians who are like, "I'm like a politician campaigning and shaking hands with these people. They're going to be okay."

I'm wired to be neurotic and loud and high-strung.

I thought that's what happened to women: You live alone when you're old.

If I could make crazy money just doing stand-up, that's what I would do.