I mean, I can't say that I've had many deep thoughts because I traveled alone, but it's good to be with myself in the quiet.

That's the same thing that is making me like George W. Bush. "He was nice. I know he was nice. He didn't know what he was doing but he was nice."

I'll take anyone I can get that will pay money to see me. And if there's more of me in the world, people who think they're good people and comedians who have a good message or whatever, then that's great. If there's some kind of balance there that's good.

There's something grand and revolutionary still about [women] traveling alone. There are some parts of the world where you can't.

My rule is if one person says it, a thousand people want to say it. That goes for compliments too. I try to balance it out in my head.

I don't like to joke about dating.

You teach someone about fallopian tubes in grade school, and you revisit it again in seventh grade for a better understanding of that stuff. I think it's never-ending. I don't know why it isn't all the time.