I mean, I can't say that I've had many deep thoughts because I traveled alone, but it's good to be with myself in the quiet.

I always try to be open to whatever the universe wants from me.

I don't know. Maybe [sex-ed] is my new calling?

I don't have anything to do all year. I'm not on tour until September.

I'm the queen of outside speakers.

Not everyone is there to get an abortion. Your body is like a car that has needs and women's bodies constantly need a level of care that men don't.

I think that, for me, my favorite thing to do is perform standup onstage. Everything else I do is for the exposure to do more stand-up onstage, and for the money, and for the health insurance.